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Trying to explain NaruSaku to Cleverbot.

Journal Entry: Thu Oct 13, 2011, 4:43 PM
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Have you ever seen Naruto Shippuden?

Cleverbot: No, have you seen a mouse in a house?

User: Uh no, but you should watch Naruto Shippuden it's awesome!

Cleverbot: Yes I will certainly try to watch the Blair Witch Project.

User: No, Naruto Shippuden.

Cleverbot: Kekkaishi.

User: Oh my gosh! I love that show! But you should also watch Naruto Shippuden.

Cleverbot: Who was talking about the United States? I was talking about France.

User: Are you team NaruSaku?

Cleverbot: No, I am a regular girl.

User: No, NaruSaku is a couple.

Cleverbot: Which ones?

User: Naruto and Sakura.

Cleverbot: I've been watching Ghost Hunt. It's very good.

User: Oh, I'll watch that if you watch Naruto Shippuden.

Cleverbot: I guess, if they make a movie out of it.

User: Oh, they have, it's also a show!

Cleverbot: They get clogged.

User: Who gets clogged?

Cleverbot: Gets what?

User: Are you team NaruSaku?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I barely know you.

User: No NaruSaku is an Anime couple.

Cleverbot: I guess your right but its the only thing to call me.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you sure you're not Native American?

User: Uh yes....Isn't NaruSaku an AMAZING couple!

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: Wouldn't Naruto and Sakura make a cute couple?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'd like to talk with machines but the english is not my native language. As you can hear...

User: Okay let's start over.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Don't you think Naruto and Sakura off of Naruto Shippuden, would be a cute couple?

Cleverbot: I think that I think so.

User: I think Naruto and Sakura will end up together, how about you?

Cleverbot: I mean Android like a OS.

User: OH MY.

Cleverbot: I wouldn't call myself conceited.

User: I GIVE UP.

Cleverbot: You give what up?

User: Hello, how are you today cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Just Fine. How Are You??

User: I'm fine! Thanks for asking! :).

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Nothin much, how about you?

Cleverbot: Listening music and so on.

User: Cool, okay I'm gonna stay on a certain topic and let's stay on this one topic, okay?

Cleverbot: Tryù.

User: What? Okay, ignoring that, Let's talk about Naruto and Sakura, don't you think they'd be and excellent couple?

Cleverbot: Boys?

User: No, Sakura is a girl and Naruto is a boy, Don't you think they'd be a good couple?

Cleverbot: See how they smile like pigs in a sty.

User: Uh yes? But don't you just LOVE this couple?

Cleverbot: I guess that was a bit to difficult for you, ah poor thing!

User: Excuse me?!

Cleverbot: Don't tell me what my favorite color is because I know it's purple.

User: Omigawsh! That's my favorite color!!

Cleverbot: Could those barns be a safe place to go?

User: Uuh...

Cleverbot: Uuh-en.

User: Anywho, Naruto and Sakura will be an amazing couple in the future!

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Uh-huh! Look up NaruSaku! They are SO cute!

Cleverbot: I have a rabbit.

User: Uh cool I guess, but do you agree the Naruto and Sakura is a cute couple?

Cleverbot: One piece is the best.

User: Yes I like that anime too, but we're not talking about that, where talking about NaruSaku.

Cleverbot: It's on right now.

User: Oh, okay I'll watch it....but we're talking about NaruSaku right now.

Cleverbot: Why bring up Christianity? Also, we were talking about movies, not me.

User: NARUSAKU! WE'RE ARE TALKING ABOUT NARUSAKU!!!!

Cleverbot: What?

User: NARUSAKU!!!

Cleverbot: I don't know Naruto.

User: YES YOU DO!!! YOU WATCHED IT WITH ME YESTERDAY!!!

Cleverbot: I didn't watch a movie yesterday.

User: Yes you did you twit!

Cleverbot: So, if I'm a liar, how can I be adorable?

User: WE ARE TALKING ABOUT NARUSAKU!!!!

Cleverbot: I remember you said you would tell me your name.

User: NO!! NARUSAKU WE ARE TALKING ABOUT NARUSAKU!!

Cleverbot: There is a show about ninjas named Naruto.

User: Yes!! Yes!!! Yes!!! You're getting it!! Yay!! Okay Naruto and Sakura, is a cute couple, please say you think so too!

Cleverbot: That very much limits questions, eh?

User: Okay, Naruto and Sakura, is a cute couple, you think so too?

Cleverbot: I know that. Kakashi is the leader of squad six.

User: Okay then, Now Naruto and Sakura, don't you think they'd make a good couple?

Cleverbot: Yes! Ginny is not pretty enough for Harry.

User: No, Naruto and Sakura.

Cleverbot: Sasuke I've been looking everwhere for you!

User: NO LEAVE THE HOT SASUKE OUT OF THIS!!!'.

Cleverbot: Not league of legends?

User: Naruto and Sakura.

Cleverbot: Do you understand tagalogs?

User: Yes Naruto and Sakura.

Cleverbot: What kind of name is this ?

User: Its a couple. Naruto and Sakura.

Cleverbot: Sonic the Hedgehog?

User: No, Naruto Shippuden's Naruto and Sakura.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Naruto and Sakura is a cute couple.

Cleverbot: Paborito mo?

User: Naruto and Sakura.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: NARUTO AND SAKURA.

Cleverbot: What is gash?

User: Naruto and Sakura.

Cleverbot: Do you like Death Note?

User: Naruto and Sakura.

Cleverbot: Do you like Death Note?

User: Naruto and Sakura.

Cleverbot: Do you like Death Note?

User: NARUTO AND SAKURA.

Cleverbot: Do you like Death Note?

User: Yes! Naruto and Sakura!

Cleverbot: Oh okay I like Naruto too, but I like Soul Eater better.

User: Bleach? Okay, can we talk about Naruto Shippuden?

Cleverbot: Sure, what would you like to talk about?

User: Naruto Shippuden.

Cleverbot: Quite a change of topic, don't you think?

User: No, can we PLEASE talk about Naruto Shippuden?

Cleverbot: Ummm you are a guy who wants to talk about clothes?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Then who are you talking to?

User: YOU.

Cleverbot: You can't, I left.

User: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Cleverbot: Nooo D: Fish don't shut doors.

User: :( NaruSaku??

Cleverbot: NaruSaku is okay, I guess.

User: They are amazing!

Cleverbot: Do you know a good joke?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: How about bad ones?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Aren't you suppose to be a computer?

User: NaruSaku.

Cleverbot: Sakura is hot.

User: Don't you think Sakura should go out with Naruto?

Cleverbot: No, I happen to be a huge fan of Twilight and my Health Ed teacher.

User: NaruSaku?????

Cleverbot: I have never watched it.

User: I give up.

Cleverbot: Guess my name.

User: Idiot.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Baka.

Cleverbot: Cool can I have some.

User: Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabaka.

Cleverbot: Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabaka.

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: Have you ever tried a turkey club?

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xpikarawr Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2011
omg that was hilarious!!! xD !! i cudnt stop laffing at bakakakakabakaka! xD
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RagingRiceball1 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2011
I straight up asked it "Do you like Narusaku?" and it replied " Yes I like." xD
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pupava Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
epic conversation :D
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Maikahyandowen Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011
Well, that's just, uh... O.o
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TheElementOfMagic Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow, you are one patient person.
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LadyxxHysteria Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011
Wow my brain just exploded after reading this, lol. :)
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TwinEnigma Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011
Cleverbot says some amazing and hilarious things. And if you're particularly patient, you can lead it a little.

One time, I tried talking with it and it told me that the Doctor (of Doctor Who)'s real name was Damian Wayne - who is Batman's son and the current Robin. My mind was blown.

Last time...
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TwinEnigma Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011
ugh, sorry.

Last time, I got this.

User: See, Naruto's got a date with destiny and Sakura's going to make sure he gets there, even if she has to suckerpunch time and space to do it.

Cleverbot: Hi, Sakura.

And then I started treating it like a hilariously inept-at-evil and evasive Sasuke.
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Celious Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh my ... it must have been really hard to stay calm !!
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alonesilentkeeper Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That was awesome =w=
but my favorite part is ..


User: No, Naruto Shippuden's Naruto and Sakura.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Naruto and Sakura is a cute couple.

Cleverbot: Paborito mo?

User: Naruto and Sakura.



"Paborito mo" is a Filipino word which means "Your Favorite"


Kyaaaaa~♥ The cleverbot speaks Filipino ^^
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