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I found a couple of reviews for Road to Ninja. I personally don't care if I know it now or not. It will not come to DVD until Spring 2013 in Japan and that is when we will get the quality video with subtitles. But as for what happens in the movie, I am really excited. Also took this off the front of the page so people don't stumble upon it on accident.

First Review:

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"Hello everyone! So I’m so happy that im in japan right now and that i got to see naruto! hehe im also glad im fluent in japanese thank god

anyways

WHAT A GREAT MOVIE

i teared up! Minato and Kushina are just so perfect.

So the movie starts out with naruto and the other konoha 11 fighting the akatsuki (but they weren’t the real ones) and then blah blah battle, defeat, triumph, and then they all head back to the village. Back at the village you see most of the konoha 11 with their parents talking about becoming jounin, however in order to become a jounin you need some sort of parental consent form (although i dont think it has to be a parent per say to right it but most of the konoha 11 peeps wanted their parents to do it for them).

As we all know, naruto doesn’t have parents so he asked iruka sensei who said no b/c naruto is not yet even a chounin.

SO that was basically the beginning of the story, then sakura ends up fighting with her parents and runs off, bumping into naruto. they end up in a park when all of the sudden    Madara shows up and places a jutsu on sakura and naruto, reeling them into a different world.

This new world is absolutely hilarious,

MY FAVORITE NEW CHARACTER IS BY FAR CHOJI

HAHAHAHAHA

HE WAS SKINNY AND HE HATED TO EAT TOO MUCH AND HE WAS SMART!!! Shikamaru on the other hand always wanted to eat and was an absolute idiot!!!!!

Neji and Rock Lee were perverts

Shino hated bugs (which he said constantly btw “I hate bugs i hate bugs i hate bugs”)

Kiba and Akamaru hated each other

Hinata looked like a slut compared to her normal self (was wearing like a bando top and short shorts or it mightve been a skirt w/ bangs and she looked more mature and she scolded and hit people and even threatened sakura for being with naruto like “im going to fucking murder you” sort of thing xD)

Sasuke was a ladies man (he didn’t show up much in the movie)

Ino was really really nice and reminded me of the old hinata but nicer she was like fighting is bad!!!!! and was really timid

Guy sensei (OMFG) also so funny, he kept saying how old he was and that he was tired and that old people shoudnt be doing this kind of manual labor and that he wanted to rest haha

Kakashi became happier and brighter, its like him and guy switched personalities

Minato and Kushina were really good parents to naruto, but you definetly know theyre fake at the end of the movie when Minato tells naruto that they cant go save sakura because then they might die and that he doesnt want to die and that he wouldnt risk his life for anything. He that he was human before ninja. The fact that he was a ninja was not his top priority.

Kushina still had a hot temper and scolded naruto, very funny!

there were still really touching moments with naruto x his parents even though his parents werent “”real”“”

btw naruto wearing his dads hokage jacket thing- SO BEAUTIFUL i ended up buying a poster of him wearing it!!

also in the fake world sakura’s father was hokage as opposed to naruto’s dad so sakura had no parents in this fake world. Thats why naruto did b/c his dad was never hokage and apparently Kushina was never the vessel for the kyuubi.

YET DARK NARUTO STILL POSSESED THE KYUUBI

w/e

good movie.

anything else you’d like to know? ask me!

P.S: THE ENDING

What happened at the end? How did Naruto and Sakura go back to their world?

Naruto defeats dark naruto. Dark naruto goes back to being regular naruto (of the alternate universe) so kushina runs over to him and hugs him.

Normal naruto had already told Minato and Kushina that he’s not from this universe, i don’t think he considered them his real parents. naruto was well aware the whole movie that they were fake. He obviously did enjoy their company but he was always aware that they werent real.

Naruto throws a kunai at madara’s eye, breaking the jutsu. Naruto and sakura fade away to the real world. Naruto comes back still wearing the 4th hokage’s jacket but then it fades away as well. Naruto and Sakura report back to Tsunade what happened and shes like thank god youre all right but dont tell anyone they would all freak out if they learned madara was in konoha.

So sakura and naruto were walking back home when sakura spots her parents looking for her. They hug and make up and sakura now understands a little better how naruto had felt his whole life b/c she was parentless in the alternative universe.

THEN

naruto heads back home and he gets a surprise from Iruka sensei. Iruka had thrown him a suprise party with a cake and everything. Naruto cries and the two of them made up.

cute ending!!

P.P.S

what are Itachi and the Akatsuki like in the Alternate Universe?

So basically the akatsuki worked for konoha, itachi being the leader. You see, even though Madara created the alternate universe he couldnt control everything in it so he didn’t have much say about the akatsuki. They helped out naruto at the end of the movie and they only worked depending on how much money they were paid. Like at the end itachi was like “lol thats all we’re guna help b/c thats all we were paid to do~” itachi saves sakura though from dark naruto."

Bathhouse scene
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So my favorite part in the movie was the bath house scenes. So many naked beautiful wonderful ninjas. Almost died. Now here are some spoilers about it.

*AHEM*

everyone.

is.

naked.

so many asscracks. lots of muscle. lots of skin.

Naruto sits next to shino and comments on his tiny penis. <-(WONDERFULLY HILARIOUS MOMENT) naruto actually goes omg seriously dude everything about you is tiny!!! even down der!!) XD

shikamaru was being stupid and messing around in the bathhouse

Neji was being a pervert and trying to peep on the girls, lee does too! Neji wasnt cool as he usually is, he was such a troll!! Hinata scolded him for being a perv

choji was thin and scolding shikamaru for being an idiot, being all wise and whatnot

the girls werent very interesting, it was just sakura hinata ino and tenten

hinata comments to sakura about how small her boobs are and sakura was like *GASP* thts the first mean thing hinata ever said to me!!!

EVERYONE WAS SO NAKED euirfhiurhfiughvuirgh

then lee falls into the girls changing room from peeping and all the boys come rushing in, EVERYONE IN A TOWEL!!!!

hahahahah

also Kiba yearned to have been a cat person rather then a dog person the whole time!!!!! he was pretending to be a cat and lion and gaahh soo cute! xD

Review Two:

(Total of 5 videos for this guy but go to his Youtube to find the links for the other 4)

Review Three

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